Dear producers of Ultraviolet: Code 044

July 30, 2008

Dear Producers of Ultraviolet: Code 044

It seems you desired to create an anime series about a chick that kills vampires with a sword. Unfortunately, you accidentally shot some bizarre fusion of Ang Lee’s Hulk and softcore porn. Instead of lots of gratifying shots of said chick killing vampires, we got odd compositions of multiple panels and the lead character stripping down to her panties several times for absolutely no reason. Please do it over, cut out all the bullshit and include actual vampire killing in your vampire killing anime. If you can do this, I may make it farther than halfway through your first episode.

Thank you for your attention.

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